can we get nightvision for the apartment?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I would ride that face into the sunset
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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