what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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