You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
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Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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