So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
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You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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