We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
As shirtless as possible
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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