I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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