whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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