just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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