Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
When are your genitals available?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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