Do you still have your period?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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