I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Randomize
