shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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