So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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