It's just like the Real World with babies
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize