Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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