Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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