i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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