well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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