IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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