What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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