fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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Hello my rib-scented angel!
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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