You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
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