That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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