is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
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i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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