Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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