The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
