I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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