I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize