my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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