we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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