He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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