I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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