I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
i out mim tonsoeep
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