shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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