come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
We named our party play list daddy issues
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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