I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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