did you get engaged???
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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