I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
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I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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