I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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