At least make sure they are 18
Why
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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