i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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