I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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