Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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