so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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