fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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