Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
