talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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