a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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