gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
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Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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