If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Your penis caused this!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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