she was so not down for the gang bang
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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