Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
