I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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